Ideas for MY Network TV that are sure to work:
1) An hour-long program showing various AM transmitting tower sites with their lights blinking against a night background with audio of each featured station running simultaneously. Just imagine a night shot of Buena Park and I-5 as KFI Los Angeles emits, or Hamilton, Ohio and Cincinnati's WLW. People would be mesmerized and transfixed.
2) A half-hour program featuring different coffee makers brewing their magic in various office buildings nationwide. A natural for a coffee sponsor.
3) Classic news footage of Roseanne and Tom Arnold in their happily-married days making durn fools of themselves. So much footage of that exists that it would seem like there would never be a re-run.
4)
Night Out in Cleveland would feature the sights, sounds, vibes, atmosphere, and smells of "The Best Location in the Nation."
5)
Master Lampoon Theatre, A show featuring Chevy Chase sitting fireside in a nice big leather chair, one leg crossed over the other, perhaps in his robe or smoking jacket, fez hat, reading word-for-word out of classic old issues of
The National Lampoon. A sure winner.
6) Adapted-for-television versions of the movie classics
The Most Dangerous Man Alive (1961), and
Invaders From Mars (1953). Demi Moore would be a natural in the Debra Paget role in the former, and in the latter, it would be a good excuse to cast Harland Williams in something again.
7)
High Heels of Beverly Hills, Low-angle shots of women in heels walking on Rodeo Drive, nothing above the ankles. Accentuating the show would be the clicking sounds of heels as they walk.
Eight)
Chef Milani's 1890 French Salad Dressing, a cooking show exclusively featuring recipes that all use Chef Milani's 1890 French Salad Dressing. Salads, main courses, lunch, dinners, breakfasts, even burritos. Yum.
9) A nature show, going across the country featuring crows on telephone poles, wires, and fences. A potential title could be
Caw of the Wild. OK, it hurt to even think of it, let alone write it.
10) A sports show featuring athletic competition among small college teams. Football, Men's and Women's Basketball, Baseball, Softball, Track & Field, etc. with a twist: The losing teams get drafted into the military! The action is sure to be furious.
Is MY Network TV crying for ideas? Well then, they can now stop crying!
They may also send my consultant fee forthwith.
