(wringing hands beating on desk) A WARNING SPELLS DOOM BUT WHO CARES NO ONE IS LISTENING ANYMORE ANYWAY BECAUSE THE BIG BAD BALLADS & HOT AFTERNOON SWING IS NO LONGER! I SEE THOSE 4 MINUTE NON SWING SONGS TAKE UP A NICE LENGTH OF AN EMPTY COMMERCIAL BREAK! I ALSO SEE MOST OF YOUR "HIGH PAYING CLIENTS" SPOTS HAVE OUT CUES OF "...AND THE AD COUNCIL".
IT TAKES SOME REAL CREATIVITY TO GET ON THERE AND SAY "THAT WAS A TIMELESS FAVORITE FROM GLENN CAMPBELL CALLED RHINESTONE COWBOY HERE ON YOUR AUTOMATED HOME FOR TIMELESS FAVORITES AND NOW WE'LL HEAR HALF A TIMELESS FAVORITE BECAUSE IT WILL BE DUMPED OUT FOR NEWS SINCE THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO BACK TIME OR PUT IN AN INSTRUMENTAL. HERE'S 90 SECONDS OF THE LONG VERSION OF DON MCCLEAN'S AMERICAN PIE ON YOUR HOME FOR TIMELESS FAVORITES."
THAT IS ALL.
IT TAKES SOME REAL CREATIVITY TO GET ON THERE AND SAY "THAT WAS A TIMELESS FAVORITE FROM GLENN CAMPBELL CALLED RHINESTONE COWBOY HERE ON YOUR AUTOMATED HOME FOR TIMELESS FAVORITES AND NOW WE'LL HEAR HALF A TIMELESS FAVORITE BECAUSE IT WILL BE DUMPED OUT FOR NEWS SINCE THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO BACK TIME OR PUT IN AN INSTRUMENTAL. HERE'S 90 SECONDS OF THE LONG VERSION OF DON MCCLEAN'S AMERICAN PIE ON YOUR HOME FOR TIMELESS FAVORITES."
THAT IS ALL.