A relationship with dirt as a young person is probably going to lead to a life of baths and soap and playing post office in sewers (and THAT'S where the mail comes from now!), however, if one grows up and has a better relationship with sweet cream (or tartar sauce), the more likely outcome is fairey Godmothers, no grease between the toes and happy Moms aroung the world!
(Thanks, W for the positive reviews of my career changing directorship of fun here on the FWG! It was worth every trip to the outhouse!)
(Thanks, W for the positive reviews of my career changing directorship of fun here on the FWG! It was worth every trip to the outhouse!)