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Search engine use is for people who do not know how to use the library's Dewey Decimal system, so we have darth keeping the tech equipment in top working order, while the interns, who usually teach the kiddies how to use that system, swoon and sigh and research recipes for a band camp party, now that dmargalotti is back on the scene.

I have a notion that the lounge kitchen will be in full operation this weekend. Thankfully, we now own Illusions, but I don't know about the condition of that kitchen yet. We will have to check with Marc B.
 
The scene of my son basking in the sun with his seldom-seen senior advisor and scenic route planner would seem to be a sign that soon my son, if he is sane, will ask her to marry him so they will not be living in sin.
 
Living in sin is about the only way Thomps (LARR as some prefer) and Jeff can put up with each other's punny ways/b].

dmargalotti, make sure you fill out the multi-page illness/alien-captured absentee report that was sent to your company email address. It's the only way we can pay out your sick time and that's only after HR looks into your story. Knowing them, they may want to interview the aliens before paying out your sick time. Good luck with that. You can forward your extended TPS Absentee Report to me. Meanwhile, Miss Silkie and I took a semi-secret international band camp expedition in June. We opened 12 new band camps around the globe (but none in outerspace...too bad, we might have been able to get you back earlier) and we locked up agreements for another 10. And in case you haven't heard, we bought Illusions after the previous owners retired. It is currently closed and undergoing renovation except for most Saturday nights when Kenny and I run Kenny & WMC's 80s Rockfest. Speaking of which, since you are back, I suppose you'll want to reclaim your spot next to Kenny and revive Dave & Kenny's 80s Rockfest. We'll see about that.
 
Punny ways can be changed, but only if you are interested in the methods which can help you modify your habits of punting the issue off to somewhere else instead of just dealing with it.
 
Dealing with it directly is the only way a gambler can get over his addiction to card games, in much the same way that if a person is a kleptomaniac he should take something for it.

And don't forget: The best cure for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep.
 
Take something for it and then leave a little something in exchange.

The 80s Rockfest is about to get underway at Illusions. So far, no sign of Dave so it's still Kenny and WMC's show. The mechanical bull is in working order.
 
In exchange for me surrendering my tuba, the PowerWorld Band Camp directors graciously gave me a mime costume and I'm having a lot of fun entertaining the other campers, although I have a sneaking suspicion that the Band Camp directors did not appreciate my tuba playing as much as I thought they did.

Hey, it's not easy to play Flight Of The Bumblebee on a tuba, y'know!
 
Correct connections in the kitchen, according to my recollection and projections, are required in order for Miss Silkie to be able to make a selection of confections.

And hey, Miss Silkie, I didn't know any of the kids would try to eat the cotton candy I made. I made it out of real cotton only as a joke. Honest!
 
Confections of a healthy nature (if there is such a thing) will be available at the Illusions snack bar once Miss Silkie and her crew (plus me and a few others) taste-test the stuff.
 
In the pantry I have 2 boxes of rice a roni, one hamburger helper and one can of chili, which means I need to go grocery shopping tomorrow.
 
I need to go grocery shopping tomorrow, so I need to decide whether that would be yesterday's tomorrow, today's tomorrow, tomorrow's tomorrow, or some other tomorrow time, assuming I do not lose or even find myself in attendance at the Mad Hatter's luncheon table with the rabbit still trying to figure out the time

Believe me, I thought about making Tick Tock Croc part of my sentence, but then it might give the impression that while dmargalotti was somewhere visiting after his visitation, perchance I had fallen down a rabbit hole and landed on Hook's ship.
 
The time that Time magazine's Henry Luce punished a two-timer by giving him a timer and sending him to time the time trials at the annual race of the Stock Car & Timing Association was quite memorable since the timely results of the two-timer's time trials timing were published in the very next issue of Time.

I wonder if he ever considered writing a column titled Luce Talk.
 
Time to wonder if dmargalotti is coming back following last week's surprise return from the spaceship or if his appearance was a one and done.
 
One and done is what we thought when we opened our first band camp way back in 1964 but the need for quality musical training in a nurturing, supportive environment was so strong that today we have thousands of band camp locations around the world and who knows, maybe someday we will have the first band camp on the moon or even Mars!
 
The first band camp on the moon or even Mars, or Pluto for that matter, is a fine goal to be sure, but for now - as we cannot say for sure what an apparent ne'er do well is up to when yanking on a locked back door and playing with the lock, allegedly seeking directions to a few doors away once in the front door, only to finally get a few doors away 15 minutes later to walk in the back door seeking information (with a big "open" sign on the front door) - we all just work together to move the ne'er do well along to the next location, and the one after that, until we have him out, beyond the outer limits of the band camp gate.

I guess we will have to have some crime prevention review. Since you don't know for sure you can't really bother band camp security, so you just use your crime prevention techniques to move them along to the next town and the next town, and the next county, and the next state, until they are on a different planet.
 
Beyond the outer limits of the band camp gate is a crowd of ruffians who are fiddling around, drumming up support and trying to horn in but dmargalotti is on Security detail today and I know he will not string along with them, so we do not need to fret.

See what I did there?
 


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