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Fantastic word game

The advent of the VCR did exactly the same thing the introduction of the cassette deck did, which was to allow us video and audiophiles the ability to record anything over the air that we desired from the comfort of our own homes, and have it in our own personal library for free.

Then, along came the CD and DVD and took it all away.
 
Fifty bucks, of the redneck kind, to the first participant who can spot, in Dave's above submission, the kind of thing that keeps CT and the PBI up late at night, shaking their collective heads, and wondering if it is all worth it.

Things seem to be sloppy getting at the sanctuary.
 
It is all worth it when we here at the Lodge get paid for our work, but that never happened with WMC in charge, and it doesn't seem to be happening now, either.

"To me let go"? Really? Three demerits, of course. Now, pay up, somebody!
 
Either duck all of the demerits that have been flying around lately, or risk suffering serious damage.
 
Hats come and hats go, but regardless of who among us may don one in the future...

"Are we ready boys? All systems are a-go, now? Yes? Excellent."

*puts on the only hat that was ever truly fitted for this long-haired head, on this most necessary occasion*

... there's only one o-riginal, Lone Star flag wavin', Miller Lite swillin', teat-jerkin', long-haired, Stetson-wearin', cheese slowly slippin' off'n the cracker, cantankerous ol' hayseed amongst y'all Yankees n' that there (thar, as most Arkansans pre-fer) just can't be gin-u-winely duplicated.

It's 'bout as likely fer someone to go n' get away with snatchin' my RCM brand from this here hand, as it is fer WMC to go n' get away with snatchin' lil' ol' Kayla from yers, compadre, n' addin' her to the fine line o' the Silkie co-lection.

Oh, n' I didn't for-get Mister Ed, neither. He's a Yankee, too. He just had the good sense o' our wing-ed friends n' migrated South.
 
Duplicated turns from this here ol' hayseed, n' it's'cuz I'm feelin' a lil' ex-tra somethin' from all o' the earlier libations sent down to this here gullet o' mine over, fine-ly gettin' thar danged 10-gallon hat sit-u-ashun all squared away, so I'd sure like to go 'head n' pre-sent t'night's feature video screenin' fer y'all n" dedicate it to the Mayflower Man, since he's been such a good sport.


I reckon I knew I shouldn't a traded in the standard Miller Lite fer this dadburn Kentucky red-eye. Got me all soft n' feelin' neighborly.

Disclaimer that this here may be 4 or 5 sentences strewn .. strown?? to-gether. Hells bells, I can't hardly read which screen I'm typing on, given there's two. Drop the demerits in the roadside box, if'n so. I'm going to sleep this here mess off

Nighty night, Man o' the Mayflowers, Padre, Madre, Kayla, Mister Ed, CT, n' Kayla.

God speed to Stuart n' the dual Misses, Silkie n' Phyllis. Wherever the three o' them may be.
 
A good sport is what we consider anyone who attempts to take a ride on the Denny's-sponsored, permanently-guarded mechanical bull any night of the week at the new Illusions (New Illusions as rosecity prefers).

rosecity already gave the Welcome To The Weekend speech and the Join us at the new Illusions (New Illusions as he prefers) speech this morning. So be sure to join in person or via the huge PowerWorld livestream. Have a great weekend!!

Thanks for the dedication, rosecity. It was good to see Trolley.
 
Any night of the week at the new Illusions (New Illusions as rosecity prefers) is a good time to ride the Denny's-sponsored, permanently-guarded mechanical bull or just to listen to some good music while getting your groove on.
 
Getting your groove on at the new Illusions is about to start as kenny is about to start the playlist so we hope that our TFWG regulars (Ed, CT, maybe even rosecity) can abandon that Song Game for the night and come on over to shake their booties.
 
Come on over to shake their booties, their belt buckles, n' a couple other fancy things this Saturday evenin' at the ranch, these two finer than a Southern cookin' diner fillies did, so you'll just hafta go on n' fer-give me fer not stickin' 'round to keep you company.

Sorry, WMC. I've plumb got my hands full.
 
Company outings are good ways for the staff and administration to socialize and be one with each other.

I am usually being one with some of the lovely young library interns during PowerWorld company outings. They appreciate my guidance.
 
"Be one with each other" sounds like a farewell greetin', from the movie "Demolition Man", that my fav-o-rite I-talian actor Sylvester Stallone would've found peculiar and off-putting.

Simon Phoenix didn't have much patience for those par-ticular kinds of sal-u-tashun, neither.

The interns to whom I've spoken, appreciate the slim glimmer o' hope they hang on to that one day, hopefully soon, they'll be gettin' on the payroll o' that cheapskate bunch o' PowerWorld board members overseein' daily operations in the company, WMC. How long can one be expected to remain on an unpaid internship, anyway?
 
Employment paychecks for the interns are generated for their work at Miss Silkie's Tasty Tidbits while any work for PowerWorld LLC (including in the library) is under the unpaid internship umbrella.

They aren't here for life, sadly. Most of them do move on to bigger and better things although there are a couple or three of them who have been here for quite the while now as they love being here so much. That's why, during my sojourns to sunny Florida, I often hold officially-unofficial-official lovely young library intern pow-wows. Have you never noticed the changeovers? I mean, really rosecity, the interns here now (except for those 2 or 3) are not the same ones who were here a couple of years ago. Most of the changeovers occur with the time changes when we spring forward or fall back. Of course, we fell back last night but, this time, there were no interns moving on. We expect to have a large turnover next spring.
 
The unpaid internship umbrella does, indeed, keep the money from rainin' down on them there gals, but that lil' bit o' fine print, tucked away in their o-riginal, PowerWorld onboarding packet, can be purdy quickly bettered with a trip on down to the northeast quadrant o' the Lone Star, where you young ladies can earn an entry-level degree in redneckery, and consume as much beef as your body can hold.

Come n' take ad-vantage o' some good ol'-fashioned Southern hospitality, lil' ladies. Reservations ain't needed, but die-rections to the ranch are available 24/7 with a simple call o' the nearly-famous Heifer Hotline:

NE TX, NW LA, SW AR: (sorry, no OK)
903-COW-JUCE

Nationwide, toll-free:
1-800-TEX-MILK
 
Your body can hold only so much Texas Longhorn, Hereford or Charolais milk before it starts crying out for milk sourced from contented Guernseys and Holsteins residing in the verdant valley meadows of the State of the Green Mountains.

Dial 1-802-LAC-TOSE and ask for Kayla.
 
Mountains of information are available on the PowerWorld LLC website for any potential intern who wishes to intern within the main campus or on other PowerWorld Global campuses.
 
Other PowerWorld Global campuses are subjected to a 20% tariff on all goods shipped to n' from the former Game Czar's still cozy and still plush corner office.

Mind that door to the walk-in closet, folks. It's where I've been hidin' them there chickens.
 


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