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Fantastic word game

Moe Szyslak isn't only a barkeep on The Simpsons, but also an unlicensed surgeon.

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I mean, who in Springfield wouldn't feel comfortable puttin' their surgical needs in the steady hands o' this here man?
 
Un unlicensed surgeon can still get to his office by way of a bus, taxi, train, Uber or just plain walking.

Because he doesn't have a license. To drive. I made a tiny funny.
 
Just plain walking away from that, I am, in this latest, RCM Ranch-levied Early Morning Contribution.

I simply have no ramblin' to offer.
 
This latest, RCM Ranch-levied Early Morning Contribution is the second best way to start your day with the best way being a dmargalotti-submitted EMC.

rosecity, you've done a fine fine job on the EMC's filling in for the Padre.
 
The cold and darkness of winter mornings makes a dairy cow shiver so much that instead of non-homogeneous milk you end up with sumthin' that kinda has the con-sistency o' a milkshake.

No sweat from the redneck brow, gents. Ev'ry mornin' is an early one fer this ol' hayseed. This here sprawlin' piece o' land (n' the numerous critters within its fencin') ain't gonna just run on its own, y'know. 😁
 
A milkshake would freeze in an instant inside the udder of any dairy cow who dares to step outside the barn and into the bitter cold of a Vermont winter daybreak.

-1 on the thermometer here at sunrise today. And 3 chilly demerits heading WMC's way for starting #52,864 with "Un unlicensed" instead of "An unlicensed."
 
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In their lifetime, adult mayflies get to experience only one daybreak and only one sunset, so they make the most of their brief time in flight by mating and, if female, laying eggs.
 
Laying eggs is not what that cute lil' hamster is doin' inside of your cage.

Fer Heaven's sake, don't try n' fry 'em.
 
You were meant to be a well-dressed, prominently-feared, Jersey gangster with a name like Margalotti, but thankfully, fer all our sakes, The Lord intervened.

'cuz I reckon this here feller Sicilian (n' part Indian, by gum) might just be at the bottom o' one o' my cattle tanks, com-plete with cinder blocks tied to my ankles n' holdin' me under, if'n that par-ticular inter-vention hadn't gone down.
 
Alive and in the flesh, I am here to welcome everyone to the weekend which I usually do within the dialogue but I thought I'd shake things up a bit this time and do it as a clue.

You are most welcome. Join us tomorrow night at the new Illusions for a fantastic 80s Rockfest. Later on, join us over at Denny's for some great grub from kenny. Have a great weekend!!
 
Do it as an end clue for a systematic, symbolic, and ever-changing communication tool, emphasizing vocalization and arbitrary signs linked to meaning, governed by sound, word structure, sentence order, and cultural context, with a huge vocabulary from diverse roots that relies heavily on word order rather than inflections.

*puts hat back on*

Haw, haw! This here Early Mornin' Contribution shows I kin do a lil' Emmett Tashun o' my own. A tip o' the dew-soaked Stetson t'wards the boudoir, this pea soup-foggy East Texas pre-noon.

...n' yes, I've done already been a reachin' in the cooler.
 
Inflections from the south included an extra word put in the clue by rosecity which is a no-no but he can't be held responsible due to inebriated posting.

But will surely still receive demerits.
 


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