I'll sure 'nuff try that, Linguistics Czar. The Stetson is a lil' heavy fer a ragin' hangover, anyhow, this here mornin'.
*puts on a tilted, sideways Texas Rangers baseball cap*
I don't know why you homeboys be trippin', but if dose clues left fo' me n' the crew, by dat wack-ass, snow-plowin' honky weren't so ratchet, I might be inclined to mo' closely peep his flo' and lay some respect on his name.
Fo' real, dawg. Y'all best realize dey's as many hats (and kicks) in dis closet, as they be voices in dis hayseed head.