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Fantastic word game

Form a complete sentence that adheres to the rules of basic grammar and you will most likely avoid earning demerits from the D.O.L.

Do those demerits remain a part of our record for life, or are they like points issued by the DMV that are removed after a few years of clean driving? Asking for a friend...
 
Earning demerits from the D.O.L. (L.C., as I pre-fer) ain't half as much fun as ree-turnin' a couple o' them thar bad boys right on back up yonder.

I reckon I don't know what the hell a "quadruped" cow is. Y'mean four-wheeled? This here hayseed ain't too accustomed to hearin' all o' that thar fancy wordery
 
A drainage ditch, whether full or empty, will cause some mighty expensive damage to your vehicle.
 
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Damage to your vehicle is gonna happen in the ETX ev'ry spring when the skies start a droppin' the hailstones.

Most ev'ry car n' truck has a dimple er 3 down this a way.
 
*takes hat off*

Insurance companies can kiss the deepest, darkest part of the ass belonging to the redneck in Texas.

*puts hat back on*

Yep. Time fer another cold 'un.🍺
 
Per capita income, in Cal-e-forn-i-a, is a whole lot higher than it is in the Lone Star, so it leads one to ask jist egg-zactly why so many o' 'em are abandonin' their lives n' moving here?

I know it ain't an unbridled love fer "Wheels" that's ree-sponsible.
 
Deadly consequences surely await those who ever udder the words "screw Texas" in the vicinity of one of us.

....I cain't bee-lieve it. I just cain't bee-lieve it. I am gin-u-winely con-cerned this here mornin'.

Are you ok up there, Mayflower Man? I cain't ree-member the last time that a contribution from Wissss-taaah, didn't close out one o' our Fantastic days. 🤯
 
In the vicinity of one of us stands a cow, 'n not just a regular ol' cow, mind you, but a badge-wearin', bell-totin', security heifer who's lookin' at me after she egg-spelled a lil' methane earlier this mornin' like it's my fault we're standin' in here all by ourselves.

I dunno, Lola. I reckon they're all busy dressin' up the new Illusions fer the weekly shindig tomorrow night...er sumthin'.
 
All by ourselves without a cow of our own to raise and milk, my lactose-loving intern and I will just have to settle for pouring some half-and-half into a latex glove, pricking tiny holes in its fingertips, and giving each finger a squirt.
 
Squirt some Visine in my eyes, I'm a gonna hafta, so I can take a second look.

What is it now, compadre? It appears to be just you, me, n' our imaginary friends left...again. 🤷

Alright... I reckon it's all on us then, so I'll try to hold up my end o' the bargain by gettin' my beer goggles focused e-nuff to pull this here off.

Welcome to the weekend, and a glorious weekend it is to be! Join us, tomorrow night at the new Illusions for the fantastic 80's Country, Swing, n' Western Fest, with ev'ry tune spun egg-spertly by the one n' only Petite Blonde Intern,

Now ree-member, you can also join CT, Kayla, the security heifer, n' the hayseed in person or via the huge PowerWorld Livestream, while each o' us takes a turn spinnin' some o' the greatest egg-zamples o' steel guitar n' honky tonkin' ever known to red-blooded, American men n' women. The Denny's-sponsored mechanical bull will be unavailable, due to "regularly scheduled maintenance work" (I believe that was the wordin' used by The Boudoir), n' has been shipped off to Hartland, Vermont until "ree-pairs" are complete. After that, do join us early Sunday morning ('round time the rooster crows) for some "dee-lishus" grub at Denny's, where Charlise the Chickadee will be servin' up some farm fresh dee-lights! Have a great weekend!!

Jumping Jehosaphat... if'n that ain't a tip o' the hat t'wards the 19 year Wissss-taaah run, I just don't know what is.
 
Take a second look up yonder this way, rosecity, because here I am in the flesh.

Wicked sorry for my absence last night. I was sooooo tired last night and I just couldn't come up with anything to follow dmargalotti's "deadly" clue. So I made the rare executive decision to leave it for someone else and I'd join everyone again tonight. And here I am.

And I see because of my absence there will be something a little different tomorrow night at the new Illusions. Looks like kenny, Dave and I will be taking the night off. Good luck to your little friends in the dj booth. Make us proud. I'll be heading up to Hartland, Vermont to supervise any work being done on the mechanical bull. How you managed to get it out of the new Illusions while guarded by HOSS's men and some big burly guys from town is beyond me. Might be time to have a little chat with all of them. Have a great weekend!!
 


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