Squirt some Visine in my eyes, I'm a gonna hafta, so I can take a second look.
What is it now, compadre? It appears to be just you, me, n' our imaginary friends left...again. 🤷
Alright... I reckon it's all on us then, so I'll try to hold up my end o' the bargain by gettin' my beer goggles focused e-nuff to pull this here off.
Welcome to the weekend, and a glorious weekend it is to be! Join us, tomorrow night at the new Illusions for the fantastic 80's Country, Swing, n' Western Fest, with ev'ry tune spun egg-spertly by the one n' only Petite Blonde Intern,
Now ree-member, you can also join CT, Kayla, the security heifer, n' the hayseed in person or via the huge PowerWorld Livestream, while each o' us takes a turn spinnin' some o' the greatest egg-zamples o' steel guitar n' honky tonkin' ever known to red-blooded, American men n' women. The Denny's-sponsored mechanical bull will be unavailable, due to "regularly scheduled maintenance work" (I believe that was the wordin' used by The Boudoir), n' has been shipped off to Hartland, Vermont until "ree-pairs" are complete. After that, do join us early Sunday morning ('round time the rooster crows) for some "dee-lishus" grub at Denny's, where Charlise the Chickadee will be servin' up some farm fresh dee-lights! Have a great weekend!!
Jumping Jehosaphat... if'n that ain't a tip o' the hat t'wards the 19 year Wissss-taaah run, I just don't know what is.