I liked (and still do like) both of those songs -- although I suspect that there are far more people who remember the Eagles song than remember the Firefall song. But I do recall hearing a single edit for both songs that deleted the offending "goddam" for stations that didn't want to have that on the air. In the case of "Fast Lane", I think that the entire sentence was deleted,
I remember this one really clearly because I was in Ukiah, and KFRC (which came in like a local) went on "Fast Lane" right out of the box---as most stations did. And Asylum Records, in what can only be described as arrogance, didn't ship a radio version...ever. My promo rep:
"It's the Eagles. The biggest band in the world. You either play it or you don't." (I didn't. We were an AC and I took a
lot of liberties with that format description---we were really a Top 40 minus the three or four hardest records. I was debating whether, because the Eagles were "the biggest band in the world", I should play "Life in the Fast Lane", and decided against it. If it was any other band, I wouldn't have even considered it...just too hard, even without the language).
Some stations beeped or blanked "goddamn", some took out the entire first stanza of the verse, coming out of the guitar solo into "He said "Call the doctor, I think I'm gonna crash", which made no sense, some took out the whole verse and some---notably KTNQ in Los Angeles, just went with the whole ("goddamn") thing.
But KFRC, which was known for its own custom edits (
production genius Ron Hummel, who is being inducted into the Bay Area Radio Hall of fame a week from today, made some masterpieces including a three-ish minute version of Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely" without a trace of baby noises, and later
a beautiful duet of Rita Coolidge and Boz Scaggs on "We're All Alone"), did their own on "Fast Lane" and this is how:
Blowin' and burnin', blinded by thirst
They didn't see the stop sign, took a turn for the worst
She said, "Listen, baby, you can hear the engine ring
We've been up and down this highway, haven't seen a goddamn thing"
He said, "Call the doctor, I think I'm gonna crash"
"The doctor say he's comin', but you gotta pay in cash"
They went rushin' down that freeway, messed around and got lost
They didn't care, they were just dyin' to get off and it was
The story still makes sense---he thinks he's gonna crash after not seeing the stop sign and taking a turn for the worst (and yes, I know this song isn't really about driving a car), and it was smooth.
and in the case of "Cinderella" they just dropped the "god" and left the "dam" in, changing the lyric to "I said dam girl, can't you see
And Atlantic Records, knowing Firefall wasn't the Eagles (I think I may have referred to this song on the air as "Crosby Stills Nash and Young just had a baby with Loggins and Messina"), shipped the promo copies with the edit:
I played it, but not for long---it wasn't a hit (stiffed at #34 in Billboard), the protagonist was an a**hole, and even at 21, I was just enlightened enough to understand that blaming a girl for getting pregnant---with
your child---and telling her to go away was pretty much at the top of the list of terrible male behavior:
Last December I met a girl
She took a likin' to me
Said she loved me
But she didn't know the meanin' of the word
She imagined love to be grand
Me holding her hand and
Whisperin' sweet things and
Cooin' softly like a songbird
Then one mornin' she came to me
With a tear in her eye
And a sigh on her breath and Lord
She said, "Hon, I'm heavy with child"
And I said, "God damn, girl, can't you see
That I'm breakin' my back
Just tryin' to keep my head above water
And it's turnin' me wild?"
Cinderella, can't you see?
Don't want your company
You better leave this mornin', leave today
Take your love and your child away