The_X_Man_Cometh said:"I've Never Been to Me", by Charlene. Absolutely the worst.
I am probably the only man who loves this song. It gives me the chills (in a good way) from start to finish. I can actually remember exactly where I was when I first heard it in early 1982. I even remember the jock who played it...Jack McKay when he did mornings at KLUC/Las Vegas. Some of you in Phoenix might remember him.