"Definition of a consultant..."
Actually, the whole version is: "Definition of a consultant: Some guy in a suit, who flies in from somewhere else, looks at your watch, flies home, writes a report that tells you what time it is, and encloses an invoice."
Or, as a consultant chum of mine says, "Definition of a consultant: Someone who can describe, in intricate detail, every known sexual position...but doesn't have a girlfriend."
Or, as my chiropractor says, "How many chiropractors does it take to screw-in a light bulb? One, but you have to go back 6 times."
Good day from Noo Yawk,
HC
www.HollandCooke.com
PS to Joint-Chinese: First of all, I love your screen name. I'm not sure why, or what it means, but it's a cool phrase. And, based on your posts in this and other threads, I'm thinkin' you're a WPRO insider using "Joint-Chinese" to stay-under-the-radar. I think you're pulling our leg about all this wheeling-chairs-around business. When I worked there, I was PROUD to sit in Salty's chair. Actually it was a stool. WPRO was a stand-up at the time.
Actually, the whole version is: "Definition of a consultant: Some guy in a suit, who flies in from somewhere else, looks at your watch, flies home, writes a report that tells you what time it is, and encloses an invoice."
Or, as a consultant chum of mine says, "Definition of a consultant: Someone who can describe, in intricate detail, every known sexual position...but doesn't have a girlfriend."
Or, as my chiropractor says, "How many chiropractors does it take to screw-in a light bulb? One, but you have to go back 6 times."
Good day from Noo Yawk,
HC
www.HollandCooke.com
PS to Joint-Chinese: First of all, I love your screen name. I'm not sure why, or what it means, but it's a cool phrase. And, based on your posts in this and other threads, I'm thinkin' you're a WPRO insider using "Joint-Chinese" to stay-under-the-radar. I think you're pulling our leg about all this wheeling-chairs-around business. When I worked there, I was PROUD to sit in Salty's chair. Actually it was a stool. WPRO was a stand-up at the time.