We interrupt this regular format song for the following...JING, JING, JING-A-LING,...JING, JING, JING-A-LING,...JING, JING, JING...
Well,...not that anyone was the least bit surprised,...once again, both stations have still...yet again...sacrificed any hopes of a Fall book to The Ghost of Andy Williams, and his closet of...formerly worn Red Sweaters. Gee,...who's your Consultant?
Johnny Mathis? Both stations claiming to be "The Offical Christmas Station". However, neither nor have any noterized letterhead perrrrrr-mission from Santa Claus. I made a call to the orniment office, Friday afternoon, and some reception Elf said that his Jolly-ness is outta the office, and won't be doing any press until the first. Bee-utiful weather today, irritating college football cloggin' up several stations, and the two AC's dumpin' a foot of snow on me, as I tooled around my property lines.
Now the dumb, but festive has got Fredev all rung-out, and Grinchy. It won't be too much longer before TheBigA decides to share his infinate wisdom, and corrective doodlege. However, neither of the two are more pissssstt than I am! In this market, we don't don't anything properly programmed anyway. When you have one big stick FM or close to it, park their regular format to hang a hard turn for nearly two months,...We all loose! When two, in the same market, pee in our Cheerio's then, as Bugs would say: "Of Coarse You Realize, This Means War!". If each station was properly programmed the other 10-months, and had a 10-share, you wouldn't see any Red Sweaters until about week away from the actual day. So, I keep my ipod charger plugged in, next to my toaster...English Muffin, anyone?