Every song played in Kansas City is genuine. Nowhere else.
Well, yeah, but everything's up to date in Kansas City. They gone about as fer as they can go.Every song played in Kansas City is genuine. Nowhere else.
They got crazy little women there, too.Well, yeah, but everything's up to date in Kansas City. They gone about as fer as they can go.
They went an' built a skyscraper seven stories high. About as high as a buildin' orta grow.
Everything's like a dream in Kansas City. It's better than a magic lantern show.
You can turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat. With every kind of comfort every house is all complete.
You could walk the privees in the rain and never wet your feet! They've gone about as fer as they can go.
And I'm gonna get me one.They got crazy little women there, too.
If that don't work, I've been assured women don't treat you mean in Abilene.And I'm gonna get me one.
Or you can go down to the west Texas town of El Paso and fall in love with a Mexican girl!If that don't work, I've been assured women don't treat you mean in Abilene.
That can get you killed.Or you can go down to the west Texas town of El Paso and fall in love with a Mexican girl!
Did the devil actually go down to Georgia?
What kind of devil loses a fiddle contest?We’ve been warned today about political posts, so I don’t feel I can answer that honestly.
Apparently he was 11,780 votes short and couldn’t get the officials to “find” them for him.What kind of devil loses a fiddle contest?
Elton didn’t even write those songs. That credit goes to Bernie Taupin.In short,
Freddie Mercury didn't call his mama to say he just killed a man and Elton John wasn't a rocket man burning out his fuse up there alone.
Well, Elton wrote the music and Bernie wrote the lyrics, and if I’d said “Bernie Taupin wasn’t burning out his fuse up there alone”, somebody would have said “who?” and it would have been a whole thing, not unlike this.Elton didn’t even write those songs. That credit goes to Bernie Taupin.
And if you want to argue who wrote the songs, Barry Manilow did not. Bruce Johnston wrote that one. Wait, he was a Beach Boy.Elton didn’t even write those songs. That credit goes to Bernie Taupin.
And when Sammy Davis Jr. sang "I've Gotta Be Me," the "me" who wrote those words was Walter Marks.And if you want to argue who wrote the songs, Barry Manilow did not. Bruce Johnston wrote that one. Wait, he was a Beach Boy.