I once saw Jim Sharpe kill a man by yawning.
Jim Sharpe has eaten lightning and crapped thunder, but discontinued the practice as he could see no discernible benefit to his boxing skills.
Jim Sharpe discovered the lost city of Atlantis while deep sea diving in an undisclosed location. Jim Sharpe keeps the city's whereabouts secret, because he believes a little mystery is a good thing.
Jim Sharpe can jump start your car with his stare.
Jim Sharpe, by agreement of the United Nations General Assembly-A/RES/62/250, is not subject to speed limits, express checkout quantity limits, late fees, obscenity laws, amusement park height and weight restrictions, dress codes, or gravity. That's right. He can float if he wants to.
Jim Sharpe has been known to sit in fountains, to demonstrate that he is the seat of all authority and the fount of all wisdom. You got a problem with that?
Jim Sharpe invented women's low rise jeans, and men everywhere are eternally in his debt for it.
Jim Sharpe was Steven Spielberg's first choice to play Indiana Jones, but Jim Sharpe turned down the role when he discovered the sissy was afraid of snakes...Jim Sharpe was further disgusted to learn that Indiana Jones was also afraid of snakes.
Jim Sharpe made first contact with extraterrestrial life on his front lawn at 2:37 a.m. Monday, July 19th, 1993. Jim Sharpe gave the ETs a "talking to" as regards the exact meaning of STAY OFF THE GRASS. The ETs withdrew, apologetically, and posted signs surrounding our solar system advising others to detour.
Jim Sharpe hunts bear, but considers anything more than mano y mano, cheating.
Jim Sharpe can see through walls, but only uses the power nobly. Though, he is known to spend an awful lot of time around the ASU dorms.
Jim Sharpe's cell phone is on the Vatican's speed dial, because sometimes Pope Benedict (or PBD, as Jim Sharpe knows him) just likes to give a holla.
Jim Sharpe says the eye chart says E F C B R L W X S C O L M D R A. So that's what it says, got it?
Jim Sharpe suspects he can walk on water, but out of deference to JC, refuses to try.
Jim Sharpe is actually sharp. He is covered in billions of razor sharp, microscopic hairs. So if you play basketball with Jim Sharpe, he's shirts and you're skins. Thank me later.
Jim Sharpe will never leave the building. Jim Sharpe is the building. The building is Jim Sharpe. Should Jim Sharpe cease to be, the building would cease to be. It's o.k. Jim Sharpe has good health insurance.