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Tennessee Cowboy
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Tennessee Cowboy said:Ok, here's the skinny: Citadel is going to give WIVK to me. Tax purposes, don'cha know. Everybody wins. Especially me.
Gonna use the employee discount at WalMart to get office supplies and such.
Upon closing the deal, am going to institute a new dress code for the SalesBabesTM. How about a Catholic school uniform? And I want to get one of those miniature ponies for Gunner to ride during remotes. And a new Frog costume for Mr. Hammond's exclusive use at political functions.
Maybe Johnny would let me use some of his money. I'd give him a percentage of the company and insist that it be called Cowboy Pirkle Broadcasting Corporation. We would require all employees to be able to say the initials of the company without stumbling. We would not, however, have them refer to the company publicly by its initials.
We would have a LOCAL tone-deaf monkey decide the playlist. It would be an immediate step up from the out-of-state tone-deaf monkey currently in Citadel's employ.
That, and Fridays would be clothing optional.